Cure your hangover with AI

Another New Year’s Eve, another morning filled with devastating hangovers.

But fear not, dear reader, AI is here to help you — and the results are electrifying. Literally.

Let’s look at Pavlok, the wearable wristwatch-like device that's about to shock your system into sobriety.

Imagine this — you're out painting the town red and suddenly realize you're one tequila shot away from tomorrow's regret. What do you do? Zap yourself, of course!

With Pavlok, you're just a button press away from a sobering jolt.

Can't trust your judgment after a few rounds? No worries – your designated buzzkill friend can remotely zap you through the app.

Don’t have any friends? That’s okay. Pavlok’s app has an AI coach that can give you someone to talk to and shock you if you’re spending New Year’s Eve alone.

Speaking of AI coaches, how about hangover advice from an AI version of Stanford health guru Andrew Huberman?

That’s what Dexa.ai (kind of) delivers.

It’s trained on the content of popular podcasters. So if you want hangover cure tips from Huberman or any other big health and wellness podcasting personalities, Dexa can tell you exactly what they’d say.

One tip from AI Huberman? Fermented foods. That helps replenish your gut microbiome after it’s been punched in the face by multiple shots of vodka.

But if AI coaches and AI-assisted electroshock therapy isn’t quite your style, you can try a human coach using the Sunnyside app.

This app promises to keep your drinking under control with self-monitoring programs and real people who you can talk to when everyone else is too drunk for sober conversation.

But what if the pain of AI electric shocks or the encouragement of life coaches aren’t enough to stop you from drinking too much

For that, we turn to The Good Patch Rescue. Think of a nicotine patch, but it weans you off a hangover headache instead of a nicotine craving.

Stick it on after a night out to make your hangover disappear, or slap it on your wrist before you start sipping to prevent a bad morning after.

Green tea, vitamin B1, and peppercorn is released into your system for up to 12 hours.

Now, if you're the type who needs cold, hard data to make decisions (even when you're completely plastered), say hello to the Nix Hydration Biosensor.

This stick-on device tracks your hydration and electrolyte levels in real-time, letting you know exactly when it's time to switch from vodka to water.

You might ask: ‘Hey, isn’t this for triathletes?’

Well, a well-celebrated New Year’s Eve is like competing in a triathlon — you will lose a lot of fluids.

So there you have it. If a New Year’s hangover is your recurrent pattern, tech is here to cure you. And AI will be the only friend who will listen to you and provide you with totally unbiased help.